ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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