I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
