My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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