No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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