Your dad touched me again.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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