I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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