Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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