just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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