Already got asked if we're dating
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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