Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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