is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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