Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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