she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
His nipple licking is glorious
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