we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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