If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think i peed on brittanys purse
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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