grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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