I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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