Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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