Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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