is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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