love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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