hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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