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Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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