There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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