he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sorry my hands just texted you
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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