normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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