If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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