Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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