you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
