We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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