Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
