and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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