Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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