she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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