I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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