yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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