I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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