I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
