Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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