I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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