I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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