listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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