TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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