I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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