Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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