Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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