And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Can you bring me the toilet please
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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