you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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