apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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