I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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