i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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