My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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